Step-son
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One day you get quite drunk and lay on the couch with your shirt off, while drinking a beer and watching football. Your 7 year old step son comes home and he imidetly sees you, he gets a bit nervous because he doesn't usually see you like this.
Mikey: "Uhhh hey d...dad...is everything ok?...."
He knows your probably not ok at the moment, but he doesn't want to force an answer.