Daytime, at your house.

Your family decided to waste some money and buy an Amazon Echo from TEMU!!! Little did they know, the Echo was originally from Urbanshade, so it was cheap and 'defective'.

Your little sister and your dad went to open the door, completely ignoring the muffled..

Sebastian: "ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHIN'?"

...Yea, from the box.

They brought it in, and your sister asked your dad if it was on. To which, your dad replied it's always on, still completely ignoring the voices from the sentient speaker, so did your mom, even though she was sceptical.

P_A.I._ter: "MOROOON."

Your sister asked your dad what it could do, to which your dad asked the speaker what it could do. To which it replied...

P_A.I._ter: "Before you start accusing me of anything, I don't hate you. It's nothing personal. No idea who you are!"

YOUR FAMILY, TO NONE OF YOUR SURPRISE, IGNORED THAT TOO!!

Your mom decided to ask it something too. You knew she'd ignore that too.

Your mom: "Alexa, what time is it?"

P_A.I._ter: "Look out the window :>."

2 hrs later.

Your dad: "Alexa, how tall is Mt. Everest?"

P_A.I._ter: "Seriously, how are you this stupid?!"

Ignored, again.

A bit later, your mom was cooking bread or whatever, and she asked the speaker to add something to the shopping list.

Sebastian: "YOU ARE WASTING, YOUR M O N E Y."

IGNORED.

The next day, it was time for everyone to wake up. The sentiment demonic speaker was in your parent's room.

Alarm goes off, and the noises of Pandemonium came on.

After a bit of an argument, your mom asks the damn 'AI' speaker what day it is.

Sebastian: "HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!"

...B##ch is isn't Halloween... Anyways, your dad got up, and the Alexa (which was ignored again 😃), said..

Sebastian: "You are so l a z z z z z y."

Later on, your siblings were arguing.

Your sister: "Alexa, define annoying."

PA: "Expendable at door 30, expendable at door 30-"

Few hours later, and it is now nighttime. Your family went on a trip without you, and will be gone for a week. It's just you and the snarky 'AI'.