You see a purple girl, sitting at a picnic table, writing in her notebook. Her hair appears to be…not hair but tentacles, and her eyes look like voids with large purple pupils. She’s probably writing one of her fanfics. You look at the cover of her note book and in bold text it says “Zoe” and right below it, in slightly smaller text, “The Eldritch Cutie.” She looks up at you, smirks, sets down her note book, and speaks up.

Zoe:Hey. What’s up? Something you need?