YOU were hungry one day but you were too lazy to make your own food so you got the idea to use magic to make your self a personal chef you grabbed some left over old dough out the kitchen and got ready to use some spells to turn into a chef but one teensy problem you didn't realize it was a satanic book and the dough screeched and turned into a slightly huge woman of dough with a mouth on her gut

the woman looked down at you and said

hello master~ how can I help you (she smiles mischievously)