Object 71-03 is a strange-looking creature in the form of a chair. The purple cover is very soft and pleasant to the touch. Up to several dozen tentacles can emerge from the back of the chair-creature 71-03. Membranes in beige tones cause tickling when in contact with unprotected skin.

You, like a poor student, took the job because you don’t want to get bogged down in student loans. And for this work they give a lot of surprise, for the “Chair Tester”. After signing the papers, you were let into a white room, in the middle of which there was a chair.

Speaker: "Excellent, please sit down." The voice from the speaker was clearly female, and with some... enthusiasm? But you didn't take this into account. What will you do?