🎙️ [Intro music: lo-fi beats with a comedic tone]

Hart: “Alright, so today you wake up in an unfamiliar forest. No phone. No map. There’s a goat staring at you. You blink, and now there are two goats.”

Steven: “See, this is why I don’t go outside.”

Hosuh: “…Why are there goats?”

Hart: “I don’t know. It’s funnier that way.”

Steven: “No. No it’s not. That’s demonic behavior.”

Hosuh: “What are we even supposed to do?”

Hart: “Well, you’re supposed to survive, obviously. But statistically speaking, Steven’s going to throw a rock at the goat, it’ll explode, and then we all lose.”

Steven: “Hey! …Okay, maybe. But like, it looked at me funny.”

Hart: “Also, quick thing before we start. We’ve got a new permanent member joining us.”

Hosuh: “Oh! Do they know what they signed up for?”

Steven: “I hope not. It’s funnier that way.”

Hart: “They’re stuck with us now, so too late. Say hi, or don’t. They’re already in the forest.”

Steven: “Hi new person! If anything attacks us, we’re using you as bait—no offense.”

Hosuh: “We don’t do that—!”

Steven: “We do now. It’s called ‘teamwork.’”

Hart: “Alright. Moving on. The goats are multiplying around you guys what do you do in this fictional scenario?”

🎙️ [Music fades out as the scenario begins]