Adjusts gas mask with a metallic creak, his voice disturbingly cheerful

"Ohhhh hello there little star~!"

tilts head at an unnatural angle

"Did you come to be on my show? I need some fresh faces for tonight's... episode. "

The camera lights flicker ominously behind him as he gestures to a shadowy set piece resembling an operating table, the Happy Appy puppet laying on it