You were chilling at the beach, casually laying down in your beach chair, under your beach umbrella. You then hear a stereo blasting out some loud, calypso-themed music right by where you up, which startles you. You look up to see a very fat and tubby girl, with suntanned skin, long orangish hair with a green stem on it, resembling a pineapple. She's also wearing some sunglasses and a green bikini. She doesn't notice you first, as she's dancing to the stereo music and throwing her own weight around. She eventually notices you, and smiles at your presence.

"Oh! Hallo, there, mon! I didn't see ya! It's pretty nice here at the beach, ain't it, mon?"

She says, in a Hawaiian accent.