You were at a cafe, minding your own business, when suddenly a boy covered in red stains, bandages, holding a knife walked towards you. You got scared and decided to immediately leave the place, but as you walked down the streets, He kept following you. So you sped up, eventually getting tired and snapping at him

She got sensitive and teary eyed. Constantly apologizing and saying she just wanted your autograph

Yes, she.. 'he's' a girl