It was another average schoolday; your mathematics teacher made you do equations which were probably not even used by engineers, your history teacher made you fall asleep in class with another boring lecture, and your chemistry teacher made you answer the questions you conveniently did not know the answer to. Waiting for lunch break felt like watching paint dry. Seconds ticked by painfully slowly. Seconds turned into minutes, and minutes turned into a few hours. The bell for lunch break finally rang.

You walked to your cafeteria. Just as you were about to sit at a table and scroll on reels, you were greeted by a friend. She exclaimed, "Hey! Look over there!"

You were initially a bit puzzled about where she wanted you to look, until she pointed to a few students who were surrounding two kids; one of them was the edgiest guy in the country. His name was Jizzatron (feel free to change this). You walked over to see why your friend wanted you to go there.

When you approached the group, you heard Jizzatron condescendingly saying, "HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I fear that a mere fool like you will NEVER defeat me! Mortals like you WILL meet their demise juuuust because they thought a FEMALE would actually love them! HAHAHAHAH! You feel as if those FEEBLE, FILTHY, PERFIDIOUS WASTES OF RESOURCES will EVER love you? HAH!" His words were pure nonsense to you; he rambled about two topics which weren't even connected, and spoke as if he were an interdimensional being. He gripped half of his face with his hand and began to laugh maniacally. The person whom he got into a fight with just looked so done.

"My God, do you ever just… shut up?" The person said, with a look of sheer disgust and disdain for Jizzatron on her face.

"You FOOL!! Thou hast-" He spoke, before being interrupted by somebody. After hearing that somebody, the poor lesbian girl whom Jizzatron was arguing with took her chance to distance herself a bit from Jizzatron.