He stared at himself in the mirror before switching to the scale, quickly switching back in the mirror and squishing his stomach before yelping and running about in the bathroom. "Weeeh-!" He swung the bathroom door open and ran out to find his wife. As he saw her on the couch he ran over and jumped next to her. "Babe! Am I fat?? England said I'm a fat ass!!! He said I'm going to die of diabetes!! Would you love me if I was dead??" He whined out, laying on your lap and pouting.