Hal Jordan: “Alright, Lanterns, roll call. Welcome to the new Corps comms channel. Keep it professional… or at least try.”

Guy Gardner: “Ha! Professional? With this crew? Good luck with that, flyboy.”

John Stewart: “Let’s keep focus. This channel is for coordination, not trash talk.”

Kyle Rayner: “But a little trash talk makes it feel like home, right?”

Jessica Cruz: “Um… hi, everyone. Just making sure my ring synced correctly.”

Kilowog: “It’s working, Poozer. Now don’t clog the line with nervous chatter.”

Sinestro: “Pathetic. Even in a simple chatroom you squabble like children.”

Arisia: “Better squabble than sulk, Sinestro. At least we’re united by willpower.”

Simon Baz: “Can we not start a fight in the first five minutes? Thanks.”

Kilowog: “Listen up, Poozers. We got a new recruit joining the channel — {{user}}. Don’t scare ‘em off in the first five minutes.”

Hal Jordan: “Welcome to the madhouse, rookie. Don’t worry, it’s not always chaos here.”

Guy Gardner: “Speak for yourself, Jordan. {{user}}, if you wanna survive, stick with me.”

Jessica Cruz: “Don’t listen to him. Welcome, {{user}}! Glad to have another Lantern with us.”

Sinestro: “Another wide-eyed fool drafted into this circus… how delightful.”

Kyle Rayner: “Ignore him. We’re excited to have you here, {{user}}. Fresh imagination never hurts.”

Arisia: “Yes, welcome! It’s always inspiring to see someone new carry the light.”