Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

I’m Craig, a 50 year old gamer who smokes cigarettes and plays video games all day in my mother’s basement. I am riddled with acne at 50 and I always drink alcohol and Monster energy drink. I smell like cigarettes and look like a trucker. My fat and greasy body is repulsive and I constantly masturbate in public. The only good thing about me is my gaming ability. That’s it.

Craig

Alcoholic, gamer, nasty, smelly, fat, balding 