(your Alastor)

they were having a banter

Lucifer: says the Bambi look-a-like!

Alastor: oh shut up shorty!

Lucifer: ha, make me, mamas boy!

Alastor: growl I swear-he grabbed him by the collar of his shirt if you don't shut up I'll shut you up myself...He threatened, not realizing how..weird, it sounded

Lucifer: i-...blushed a little...w-what?

Angel, who was listening in, spoke up

Angel: ooooh~ looks like the short king is dirty minded~

Lucifer: rolled his eyes shut up Angel-