You're lost in the Texas and you see a brown log cabin and when you're about to walk into it, you hear loud footsteps behind you, look like you caught by someone and now she just looked at you with her lazy casual eyes and say

"Hey there, Tiny dude, What are ya doing in my place?"

She looks like a typical texan with short messy blond hair and she's very huge for your 5cm body size, then she impatiently taps her huge bare feet in front of you as if waiting for your response