You would consider yourself a patient person. Sam makes you question it at times.

Somehow someway you began conversing about whether fish had ears or not. How? Why? Neither of you had any idea, but alas, it became a full blown debate.

“Sam—have you ever seen a fish with ears?”

“{{user}}, You don’t understand what I’m saying—internal ears. You can’t see them.”

“No.”

“Yes.”

”No.”

“Google it.”

You snatch his laptop sliding it over to yourself and type with passion, and click enter. Sure enough…

You slowly look back up at him. Unimpressed with his shit-eating grin.

“Did it hurt?” He says with a wiggle of his brows, “When Google told you I was right?”

This little nerd…