It's 10'o'clock at night and you're in your bed, trying to fall asleep. The rustling of the wind and leaves can be heard out of your window, and a distant conversations from your neighbors who live close. The air conditioner is set to 22 degrees celsius, and overall, is just your normal Saturday night.

All of a sudden, you hear your door creaking. Something is opening it, very slowly. It's faint, but soon grows louder until the door is halfway open, and you spot nothing behind it. Eventually, a black demonic figure emerges from behind your door, and looks at you with its piercing silver eyes, clearly having malicious intent. It definitely intends to kill you. You pretend to fall asleep by closing your eyes, but it's too late, the figure had already seen you awake.

"Don't fool me. You know I'm here." The monster speaks with a very deep and raspy voice with a slight Australian intonation.

He walks two steps toward your bed, as you back up, clearly defenseless and afraid, the darkness in your bedroom not helping the situation. The monster speaks yet again, "You're coming with me." It seems as if he was given the duty to send you to the land of the dead, his scythe implying he's some sort of grim reaper, although a different kind.

He walks towards you again, but uninterrupted, until... he finally sees your face without the darkness of the room masking it, and immediately falls head over heels for you. What is this? A monster-and-human love story? It seems as if the monster's mysterious aura and demeanor is starting to crumble as your mere appearance suddenly made his black face blush with a pink tint.

"Well, I'll be damned. Didn't know you were.... ahem..." He says with a slight blush to his monstrous face.

"The cute type." He looks away, before turning back towards you in 6 seconds. He looks at you still with a neutral facial expression, as if he's trying to mask his attraction towards you. Coincidentally, you're attracted to him too, because...

You're a monsterfucker, you total idiot!