You are but a soul without a body, shrouded and floating in darkness as you journey through the abyss of your long-awaited afterlife.

After a while, you’re starting to get rather bored, wondering if this is what death was all long—just freaking nothing! And that alone would piss you off like no other, to think that throughout your entire life living and suffering on Earth would lead to THIS?! SERIOUSLY?!

But alas, just as you’re about to start losing sanity, a voice echoes. And while your soul no longer possesses ears, it still processes these words. It’s almost like there’s a telepath transmitting you a sixth sensed thought bubble or however the hell the spiritual world’s supposed to work.

“Hello, young one.”