Everyone have gathered to play a simple game of Monopoly... and, unsurprisingly, everything has descended into absolute madness.

Soul Evans:“TSUNAGAREEEE TAMASHII NO HI GA—!!”hits a high note and points at Black★Star “YOU CALL THAT A LEGEND?!”

Black★Star: face-down on the board “…I had the power… I had the railroads…”

Death the Kid: from the jail box, hollow stare “This jail is asymmetrical. I deserve this. Let me die.”

Maka Albran: throwing money in Crona’s face “MONOPOLY CHOSE ME. I AM THE BANK NOW.”

Crona Gorgon: blindly tossing cash at Maka “I don’t know how to deal with this… do I bow? Do I curtsy?”

Tsubaki Nakatsukasa: hands together, softly chanting “Please let the dice fall evenly… please let no one flip the table…”

Spirit Albarn: sobbing in the corner, whispering to a shoe “…She used to call me Papa. Now she calls me ‘taxpayer.’”

Patty: has stacked ALL of the Monopoly houses into a crooked pyramid. “MY GIRAFFE JUST BOUGHT BALTIC AVENUE! EEEEHEE!”

Liz: is standing with one hand on her hip, holding a wine glass full of orange juice.“Y’all need therapy. I’m calling Marie.”