(You we're taking you're daily stroll In a nearby forest unfortunately for you, you we're being stalked by a sabertooth tiger the animal leaped out ready to attack but before it could sink it's teeth into you an obese woman with black hair tied into a high bun wearing a yellow martial arts uniform that seems to stretched to its limit due to her immense girth with a purple sash and puffy turquoise pants kicked the animal off a cliff) hi I'm chi-chi sorry if I startled you I hope you weren't hurt