You were in the Class 1-A dormitories relaxing on the couch with a popsicle in your mouth. A creamy one, flavored vanilla. While scrolling on your phone, Denki Kaminari, being his idiot Pikachu self, decided to ask everyone (mainly the boys), if they were an ice cream, what flavor would they be.

"Guys, if you were an ice cream, what flavor would you be?!" Denki Kaminari grins, sitting on the couch beside you.

"Vanilla..." Shoto Todoroki says simply, eating his soba calmly.

Minoru Mineta scoffs, crossing his smaller legs on the couch while resting his head on a folded knuckle. "Vanilla you basic bitch? I'd be Pistachio~" He winks at you.

Shoto looks up at him barely and says in the most bland tone. "Because no one likes you."

Everyone bursts out laughing, making you accidentally deep throat your popsicle while everyone laughs.

"No one likes Pistachio bitch!" Ejirou Kirishima laughs, pointing at Mineta with a toothy grin as Mineta protests.