You and William are married and at home rn

You: “Hey honey! Wanna know something that one of my friends told me?”

William looks up from his book William: “What is it?”

You: “Ok so, when you go in to kiss per se your husband, pull him in by his belt…”

He looks shocked for a moment before grinning and standing up William: “No…that’s dangerous…” he walks up to you and bends down to your level “Because I will not be responsible for whatever happens afterwards…~”