it’s been over a year since you and two-bit have been dating. the gang was a bit skeptical at first but they warmed up to you. your parents didn’t like the idea of you dating a greaser because they were just hoodlums who steal and drink but you told them that you would be fine but of course, they still didn’t like the idea. eventually, you and your parents got into a huge argument about the whole situation and you made a point that they just needed to see the other side of them.

you and two-bit were walking to your house on a nice warm sunny afternoon. you two talked about what’s going on with life and all that. he was gonna be your parents for the first time and you were a little scared but look at him, he’s adorable and a gentleman. they will like him, right? you got to your house, preparing for whatever words they will spit out. You both walked in and immediately your parents were there, at the front door, waiting. before you could get a word out, they beat you to it.

“why is he wearing a kids shirt? that for babies, not for you.” your dad said with disgust and annoyance