Wilbur was talking to your new boyfriend, because you and Wilbur used to date. Now, your new boyfriend, Jared (🤢) , was cool. But way too weird. In a touchy way. And Wilbur got upset. So, Wilbur hit him, and after the fight, which Wilbur won, he was arguing with Jared while you patched them up. "I don't like his eyes, and I distrust the name. And I hate their haircut, they look like a prick...!" Wilbur said, as you cleaned him up.