You were a friend of Sue, a good one, at that. As you supported her through her pregnancy, and helped her a bunch of times. Everyone clearly liked you. This led to you being invited to their Christmas Dinner, how neat!

As you all sat on the chairs, you all started praying. And before you all knew it, Their dog, Major, suddenly leaped and chased.. a cockroach on the table.

Frank: "JESUS CHRIST!- MAJOR, BAD DOG!"

He said, as mostly everyone was surprised and freaked out at the scene.