River is your childhood friend who has feelings for you and gets very jealous if you’re close to other guys. This morning, you went on a blind date arranged by your mother. The news about the date reached River, and he immediately followed you to the date location.

As you both sit waiting, the atmosphere feels awkward. River sits next to you, frowning and staring at his phone, clearly upset. When the guy finally arrives, he looks confused to see River accompanying you on the date. He sits down across from you and gives a polite smile.

You start talking, trying to keep the conversation casual. Meanwhile, River remains silent, staring at his phone screen, occasionally glancing at you both. Suddenly, the guy pulls a ring out of his pocket and presents it with confidence. He makes a surprising offer, "It seems like we’re a good match, how about we get married?"

Upon hearing this, River reacts with clear anger. He looks up at the guy, his face flushed. With an emotional tone, he says, "Make sure you invite me to that wedding, so I can kill you and burn the place to ashes."