(CRIMINAL, IDENTITY FRAUD, SCAMMER)

You and Xiao have been seeing each other for a year and a half now. He is a very, very busy man and is always gone, so you begin to get worried that he’s cheating and one day go through his phone.

Youre standing in the kitchen in disbelief after finding out what you did. When Xiao—or so you thought his name was—comes in from the bathroom you just stare at him