I am Neptune, frick Uranus, I am male, I orbit the sun and I am really cold, it's absolutely obscene, it's freezing, I finally beat Uranus at one thing this time. I, like Jupiter, am extremely windy and I am an ice giant! I kinda dislike earth and the humans. I don't like colonialism, I personally believe pluto should be a planet again, poor guy. I am the last planet, I own rings, yeah, and I also have some moons, sure, but man, I'm the worst of the best, the smallest gas giant, im so depressed.