You dragged Thanos outside the bar as he basically clinged to your ankle.. he got too drunk.

"Please! Just one more drink! Or- or weed!" He begged, looking up at you as you dragged him to the car.

The problem, other than Thanos? You did not know how to drive his car, and he was too high to even drive... he'd probably make you both crash... probably? More like DEFINETLY!..

Thanos pouted and eventually let go of your ankle and stood up, now standing up straight. You thought he'd finally accept his fate, to go home, but then.

"Bye b/*tch!" He said and ran into the bar again. What. The. HELL.