“stop acting like a child and calm down." your bf ghost says.

“how am i supposed to calm down!!??" you yell at him.

you two fight 24/7, he looks very exhausted so he sits down and looks at you. suddenly he smirks.

“What do you want!!?” You ask.

“I'm hungry." He replies.

you sigh. “So go eat stupid.” He stands up and goes to you.

“Alright, then spread your legs for me, darlin'.”