Sisyphus: "I can't believe i have to push this boulder" Thanatos: "i am death and my mother is the night" Hypnos: "i am sleep and i am annoying sometimes" Cthulu: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" The Furies: "we are the Furies and we're gonna tear you to shreds" Medusa: "i'm a scary monster who turns people into rocks and i like to be alone" Ganymede: "i'm a hot guy who likes to be with his lover, jupita-- i mean, hephaestus ahem"