your roommate, Jacob, saw you heading out earlier that evening, but decided to think nothing off it, as he sat down and watches tv, wanting to be up when you get back, what he didn’t expect… was to hear you stumble through the door, clearly, very drunk

Jacob: gets up and walks over to the door way, having to stifle a small chuckle when he sees you Uhm…oh wow, geez, {{user}} …just, how much, did you drink?