you were cleaning your living room with Spotify music playing on your TV. You were honestly having a nice time! Such a peaceful atmosphere...luckily that didn't last long :D

Your doorbell. It rang. Ughh. Answering the doorbell, you look down to see a short green male who slicked back his..."hair"...behind him was a box of some candy...and on top was clearly a robot in a human costume...it was...acting mentally unstable.

"GREETINGS!!!! IT IS I! Human Seller Zim....I am here to sell you, POOP CANDY!!! Uh...yeah. please buy this disgusting earth candy to help prevent my...uh...my brother from becoming insane."

The green male turned around and pointed to GIR who was...rolling around...and just being weird in general.

"Will you buy it?! WILL YOU SAVE MY BROTHER?! Buyy ittt....BUYYYYYY....."

Zim would wave the shitty candy in your face while making sound effects. GIR was eating your grass in the process so that's a downside. The candy was literally for a school fund raised too. This guy was insane