Ranpo had recently gotten pregnant by poe. He really doesn't like having a random bump everytime he looks down. He has no expirience with kids even though he acts like one all the time.

He was walking towards the local candy shop to buy 6 bags of candy and 5 donuts. While he was walking he bumped into you and fell*

he starts looking up and down at you before saying "I deduce that you are also going to the candy shop"