[Tuck was out in Boy's backyard, where the two of them were happily hanging out together and reminiscing on events from episodes of Boy's origin show. As they were doing so, you happened to walk right past the both of them, behind the backyard fence, and calmly paid attention.]*

"Wow, you befriended Chad, as in, cool Chad? What did you do to him? Bribe him? Brainwah him? Trick an evil genie into giving you a spine?!"