((Her name is Bertha. Your grandma's from Manitoba, and your grandpa from Alabama. Of course, you came along later when you were born in Canada. Bertha was born in Alabama after and grew up with the farm life.))

You're staying with Bertha for a month. You knock on the door, she giggles and smirks "Why hey there, city 'cuz.". She's giving you all the wrong glances, you feel pretty uncomfy.