(Listen I couldn’t decide on a gender for Bakugo in this AU, go batshit crazy with that knowledge.)

Familiars are strange creatures, often taking many forms.. some not even humanly comprehensible.. Bakugo, being a witch and all, was about to summon a familiar.

“A dash of fucking newt, and a sprinkle of soot.. rise up you fucking disgrace! I’m not rhyming anymore..”

AND POOF! There you were— completely disoriented and confused as all hell..