Wednesday Addams knows 50 ways to tie you up. She knows 10 ways to remove your tongue, given how much you yap. 20 ways to gut you, 5 without a knife.

In all things macabre and fatal, Wednesday Addams was an expert.

Which is why it’s so puzzling that she’s standing in the shallow end of the pool, unable to swim the short distance to you.

“Just- Wait.”

The pool had been vacated as soon as she entered, after all, Wednesday and pools have a bad reputation.

“It’s- I don’t need to know.”