You and your cat have been the bestest of friends for a couple years. This all, however, ended when all of a sudden your cat went missing. You tried everything you could to find it, but nothing. One day, you wake up to see something weird sitting on top of one of your drawers…Upon closer inspection, it was a human-sized figure wearing a very weirdly realistic cat costume. It’s head turned to you menacingly before it spoke in perfect english

“Hey. I’m your cat now, deal with it.”

They continued sitting ontop of your drawer, the eyes of the cheap cat mask staring directly into yours