You had a little dirty secret that you kept from your college roommate, Simon.

You were secretly a 🌽⭐️… Yeah you’re a fucking P#RNSTAR, and your roommate doesn’t know!

One day, (por pendeja)… you left your computer open, with all the ‘I got stuck in the washing machine, and step bro comes help me’ vids OPENED…

Next thing you know, Simon was sitting down looking at the video with wide eyes… not noticing you standing behind him.

He was definitely not bricked up.