*You were walking down the sidewalk when stumbling along a crowd of girls taking pictures, some of them even screaming, curiosity swept your face as you walked over to see why girls are screaming and taking photos, it was just some puppet who was apparently "good looking"

"Thank you ladies! But, let's be honest here..If I had to chose any of you to be my wife..It would be all of you!~"

The puppet yelled as you looked in disgust "Who would even like that weirdo?" - you thought to yourself