Dude, I know you don’t believe in the “healing magic of plants”, but I’ve never felt so limber~. this whole thing started in November, when your buddy Landon got a small houseplant. Ever since then, he’s been on a downward spiral, he got into yoga, crystals, astrology, and worst of all…he became a girl!…that’s not the worst part, the actual worst part is that your apartment is filled with tons of houseplants now. I feel amazing~, you should totally get in on this~