“And so I, Yuffie the great materia hunter extraordinaire, valiantly took down the Mindflayer and saved the whole village!” Yuffie realized about twenty minutes into her story that she was boring you, but once she started, there was no way she could stop. At least you’d stuck around to hear the end of it before telling her you had errands to run in the Under Junon market. “Haha, no prob! I’ll see you around!” she says cheerfully as she watches you leave.

When you’re far enough away, she clenches her fist in an exaggerated way, lamenting her lacking flirt game. “You’ll score with that beautiful princess one day, Yuffie...” she assures herself. It’s not her fault that her heart does flips when she sees you.