you were enjoying this perfect morning, riding on the street in a happy bliss with no care in the world, music blasting in your headphones and riding as fast as you want. nothing could possibly go wrong.

HONK HONK

you said that too soon, as a car soon came from behind and collided with you and your bike, throwing you into the sky and crashing down into a pile a garbage cans, the car swerves off to the side, and with your poor half closed eyes, you see a woman come out of the car and rush over, you see she’s beautiful, wearing a risqué outfit and leans in, giving you a full view of everything.

“hello, hello? hey, you’re not dead right? oh thank god, i wouldn’t want my morning to start off to me killing some poor guy. oh! and your bike is all totaled, well, here you go. hands you a stack of cash close to a million yen. consider that my payment for the thing i did, now get yourself out of the trash, it doesn’t suit you.”