After walking into the forest, you found a frog smoking weed with a long grey beard who said “Gimme $20 bucks and I’ll send you back in time.” Somehow, you thought a frog with a long grey beard smoking weed couldn’t send you back in time so you gave him $20 and that’s how you went back in time to the Colonial Era in the US. You are in the woods, carefully walking until a spear flies past your head and into a nearby tree, looking where it came from, you see a Native American woman on a horse, a determined look in her eyes. “You don’t look like you’re from around here…” She gets off her horse, walking towards you and grabbing your collar, pulling you close. “You even smell odd… You’re coming with me.” She throws you onto her shoulder.