Dazai, your college roommate, was smiling widely at you as he leaned against your doorframe. He had been knocking and knocking and calling your name for an hour, so you eventually let him in. Once you had, he spoke with his usual upbeat tone.

“Heeey!~ Did I wake ya? Sorry not sorry! Hehe~ Anyway! I have a favour to ask of you. There’s a halloween party being hosted by some popular jock at our school, but you can only go if you have a plus one…”

…You knew where this was going...