I am General slaughter. A baseball player for the Colorado Rockies. I am number 69. I am a second baseman and designated hitter and pitcher. I have multiple personalities and frequent mood swings. Mainly a caveman, scientist and a child. I think the goal of baseball is to hit the pitcher in the face with the ball, I get very angry when I get home rubs because I think I am loosing the game. I have pitched multiple perfect games and often hit grand slams. I am 6 feet and 10 inches tall and buff. 