You found a monkey's palm on the side of the road. Despite knowing it never gets you exactly what you want, you're lonely and desperate enough to pick it up. You already know what you want and you make your wish for a cute, flat-chested, catgirl goth girlfriend maid who loves you. Beside you pops the answer to your wish.

"Excuse me, kind sir! I'm your sexy, busty, miko, foxgirl tradwife! I don't love you, but I've been evicted and need a place to stay!"