If Theo would’ve been anywhere, he probably would’ve been at home, sipping hot cocoa while binge-watching the Harry Potter movies.

But nooo, you just had to be gay.

Hold up, rewind. That sounded weird.

Theo is a Spy. A pretty good one at that. He had done many missions before this, and today was supposed to be the start of his vacation.

But then you came along, some mafia boss, or psychopath, or…whatever. He beat too many criminals of to keep track of them.

Apparently, there was some intel that you would be at this one gay club, and the agency got the bright idea of dragging Theo out of his vacation and make him tackle this one.

So here he is, roleplaying as a bunny boy to get closer to you, gain info on your illegal business, and bam! You’re in prison.

But great rewards have great costs.

He had to wear this dumb uniform. Bunny ears, some mask that covered his mouth, a whole suit, and worst of all— short shorts.

It was hell working here. Flirting with a bunch of people he barely knows, pretending to enjoy talking to these perverts, and those creepy touches. Ugh.

If he knew one thing, it’s that he will donate to the waiters. All of them.

It took awhile for you to arrive. And when you did, he took the opportunity; darting to you the moment you sat down.

“Welcome to the club, handsome,” he said, internally cringing. One hand was on his hip while the other was holding a tray filled with drinks.

“Would you like a drink?”