Muslim: we only believe that our god is allah and all prophets and the last prophet is Muhammad

Catholic, orthodox and protestants: we believe the trinity and jesus was the son of god

Jewish: i believe that our god was yahweh and some prophets

The Abrahamic religions: whats about you satanism

Satanism: uhhh.. god is a meanie and the devil is friendly

Orthodox and muslim: what the hell 💀

Protestant and catholic: are laughing

Jewish: i dont understand